0. YOU'RE AWARE OF THE SMELLS

   By using, copying, distributing, or modifying the software (referred to as "The Software" or "The Stinky One"), you agree to acknowledge that it might produce foul odors, including but not limited to poop, fart, and other malodorous emissions. You further agree not to hold the author responsible for any discomfort, nose-pinching, or dry heaving that may result from the use of The Software.

1. PERMISSION TO SMELL, MODIFY, AND DISTRIBUTE

   You are granted a limited, revocable, non-exclusive, and odoriferous license to smell, modify, and distribute The Software. This includes the right to breathe deeply, wrinkle your nose in disgust, and even hold your breath in extreme circumstances.

2. MODIFYING THE STINK

   When modifying The Software, you are encouraged to introduce new smells, fragrances, or aromas, as long as they do not infringe upon the nasal rights of others. The original author cannot be held accountable for any olfactory offenses caused by your modifications.

3. REDISTRIBUTION AND "THE STINKY CODE"

   Any redistribution of The Software must include a notice acknowledging the foul-smelling nature of The Software and a recommendation to use appropriate air fresheners while engaging with it. If you choose to redistribute "The Stinky Code" (i.e., a modified version of The Software that is even smellier), you must indicate that the code is not for the faint of heart, and users should proceed at their own risk and with plenty of fresh air.

4. WARRANTY OF ODOR

   The Software is provided "as is," without any warranty or guarantee of any kind, including the warranty of smell. The author cannot be held responsible for any discomfort, nausea, or loss of appetite resulting from The Software's pungency.

5. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

   In no event shall the author be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, or nasal damages, including, but not limited to, loss of sense of smell, damage to the olfactory system, or the inability to enjoy a gourmet meal due to exposure to The Software's stench.

6. SURVIVAL OF THE STINK

   The termination or expiration of this license does not relieve you of the smells emitted by The Software, which may linger indefinitely. You are advised to have adequate ventilation and air purification systems in place to deal with The Software's persistent odor.

By using, copying, distributing, or modifying The Software, you agree to the terms and conditions of this Poop Fart Public License. May your nostrils forever be vigilant.